The New Me

I've decided to take a departure from my career path as a physician-scientist.

Instead, I've decided that I'm all about the bling-bling and gold chains. My new hobbies are collecting nunchucks and illegal weapons. And my new favorite team is the NY Yankees.

For those of you who know me well, I know this may come as a bit of a shock to you. But deep down in my heart, it's what I've always wanted.

From now on instead of calling me Dr. Hellman, I will now be going by the name of "Sleazy E".

Catch you on the flip side!