Not Much To Say

Oh yeah, I did get a haircut a few days back. I've been on the "2 haircuts a year" plan all through residency and now all I have to do is hold out until June 21st and I will have successfully pulled it off.
UCLA, LSU, Florida, George Mason University....
Thursday night. On-call in CCU. Only my 2nd night on-call since coming back from my African journey (which was supposed to refresh and invigorate me) and already I feel like I'm dragging a little.
Since I was just rudely awakened by the CCU charge nurse that we have a patient with an ST-elevation myocardial infarction (translation: bad heart attack) being flown in from South Jersey at 4:30 in the friggin' am, I thought since I'm up, why not throw in a blog entry?
I'm back!
Well, it's my last day in Africa! I've been here for about six weeks now, and I can honestly say that I still have that little voice in my head saying, "Holy shit! I'm in Africa!"
Here are the South African headlines since I've been here:
It's my final day at Princess Marina Hospital!
It's interesting to see the natural ebb & flow of admissions here at Princess Marina Hospital. For instance, the Male Medical Ward (where I am) when I started was getting hit hard--lots of admissions, even on days when we weren't on call somehow, thanks to the highly confusing schedule here. Now it's the Female Medical Ward which is getting killed--they have probably about 3 times as many patients as the Male side. However, due to cultural differences, it's probably about the same amount of total work: I've found that in general here, men wait until they are pretty damn sick before they'll come into the hospital--which often means that because their HIV has gone unchecked for many years, they'll likely have some big-ass pleural effusion which needs to be tapped. The Male side has had fewer patients overall, but lots more procedures--which in general I like, so I"m glad I ended up on the Male side.
It's getting hot n' humid again. After the initial few weeks during which there was plenty of rain to cool things down, the past few days have been pretty sweltering. I've managed to keep up with a reasonable jogging schedule--I have my route where I run from our flat toward the soccer stadium, which is near the University of Botswana--then head to the back of the stadium where I'm able to check out the action at the cricket fields and then finally to "the bush", a series of meandering paths that I discovered for the first time yesterday. The highlight of each run is at the very end, when I come back to the flat and hop into the pool for a quick cool-down swim!
I'm telling you, my team is a well-oiled L.P. Machine these days. Another day, two more L.P.'s. (again, for those non-medical types out there who may be perusing this blog...L.P. = lumbar puncture = spinal tap). I was trying to calculate how many L.P.'s I've either performed myself or supervised since being here and I would estimate that it's almost certainly over twenty. There are some senior residents back in Philly in my own residency program who have not yet been "signed off" on L.P.'s (which requires only 5).
On call again today (my last one!) So far we've only had three cases: (1) a man who took an enema as part of a "spiritual cleansing" at his church a few days ago and continues to have nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea--which you might think is just related to the enema, but turns out he is also jaundiced (skin turns yellow...often tough tell in black people but you can usually tell based on a yellowish color in their eyes or beneath the tongue), (2) an HIV-positive guy with confusion who we just LP'ed, and (3) a dude with a past history of a subarachnoid hemorrhage (a type of brain bleed) who presents with headache and vomiting which is very concerning for another SAH. Unfortunately he has ABSCONDED...the all-too-commonly used word here for patients who have flown the coop without our permission or knowledge.
Dr. Livingstone, I presume?
Over the past two nights we've had two fantasic "brys"--a Motswana barbecue. The first was following Tuesday's call just at our flats (cooked up by Dr. Root & his wife Rita) and the second was last night at a Motswana residents' house. Absolutely delicious.