Monday, May 21, 2007

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Today France and the U.S. vie for superiority in the realm of dog temperament: which country's dogs are more friendly? The answer to this debate is a very straightforward one: the U.S. dogs bring home victory for their American owners. Why? French dogs, in my experience, come in two different varieties: city dogs (which are small and rat-like) and country dogs (which are often mean and bark at you from behind the fence in a menacing fashion). In contrast, American dogs--as demonstrated by our very own Zeus Hellman (left)--not only are warm and friendly, but are also eager to hear banjo tunes. So all you Americans out there give your dog an extra milkbone today...they deserve it.

All tied up at 3 apiece. Game 7 scheduled for tomorrow.

French for the Day: the word for "dog biscuit" is "gateau pour chien".

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