XMas Card Sneak Preview!

Our sources within Hellman Productions Ltd have discovered this leak of what the famous (or perhaps infamous is the better descriptor) annual Nate Hellman Christmas Card will be like this year in 2005. Rumors have surfaced which suggest a "celebrity tabloid" theme featuring the wedding of Hellman and his starlet wife Claire Pecqueur.

A representative of Hellman Productions Ltd has declined to comment on the veracity of these rumors and has stated that any leaks within the organization will be aggressively sought out and tortured hideously.

Stay tuned for further updates!